Object:Makes Sound


This artifact provides escape from the unescapable truth "The world is ending as we know it" This wearblae facemask transforms whatever the wearer sees and hears. Screams turn into signing, sirens into ice cream truch songs, blood running down the face of any living thing into glitter or any other pleasant dripping liquid. The wearer also entertained by the game of matching how many x-mas light aka burning homes they can find within a five-mile radius.